Cortling

When you pretend to be sleeping, but can hear everything going on around you.

I was cortling on the couch and heard katie talking about me.

by Erica January 26, 2004

Chorfing

The feeling of blue balls. Wanting to throw up, poo, and finish all at one time, but knowing that it will only lead to more suffering.

Dude, I was getting a fatty BJ yesterday, and the girl didn't finish me. I was chorfing for hours.

by Mr. Footlong March 30, 2011

Charging

Plugging your man parts into a woman. Or man, if your into that

I had fun charging your girl last night

by Z-Monee December 25, 2016

Chingling

Small wind chime-like Pokemon, pre-evolved form of Chimeco.

Does your Chingling need a cherri berry?

by Ryuu Sakurai May 28, 2009

hard charging

to kick ass

The USMC went hard charging for Bahgdad.

by kingham December 7, 2003

charging the flashlight

Male masturbation. Inspired by a Mad-TV skit in which four men recharge various flashlights by shaking them, resulting in all manner of hilarity, including lots of doubles entendres and winking at male and racial stereotypes.

I came home from work early and there he was: right in the living room, charging the flashlight all over my Victoria's Secret catalog!

by arghonomic April 11, 2010

Choring

An adjective to describe a task which is both boring and a chore.

Writing this example is choring.

by Hobsnob December 27, 2007