Wong Chong Chong

The alternate name of an Asian whose last name is Wong.

Alternatively, it can refer to a specific Asian person with whom you are acquaintances.

"Hey, what's up Sam Wong?"
"Dude, her name is Wong Chong Chong, 什麼他媽的是你錯了 嗎？"
"Chill, dude.."

by A. Potatoes May 19, 2013

Fart Chong

Wait for your mate to fall asleep on the couch and fart in his face then hold his nose so he breathes in through his mouth.

Get in Kennys asleep grab that conk ive got a ripping dazzler brewing. Im gonna give him a right good Fart Chong.

by P Spuds July 10, 2011

chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008

chonging

the act of smoking/bunning weed
can also mean to vape in certain cases

dave: yo what's good your eyes are bare red g
gavin: yeah i know g been chonging bare loud

by chongchingchow November 28, 2019

Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

Chango mutney

A word you say when you’ve smoked too much Kush before the Indian and you ask to pass the ‘chango mutney’

Hey Jack pass me the f****** chango mutney for my papodams

by Andrew rogatney December 30, 2021

squinty-eyes ching chong

The worst thing you could call an Asian

I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

by I can't see cause ching chong March 19, 2017