Choke

A woke friend that is so annoying that their own friends have the desire to strangle them, but instead they secretly roll their eyes. This person is woke to such an extreme that you cannot even joke or have hang out with them.
Susan wants to invite all over her friends to her house warming party, but she is hesitant to invite June because she is a choke and will even choke the mood of the party.
by theelephant_intheroom May 01, 2022
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What the Utah Jazz do in the second quarter
The Utah Jazz choke in the second quarter every game.
by DepressedJazzFan November 24, 2016
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None needed
by J Man October 17, 2003
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Fijian Slang meaning asking for money
Aye can i choke some money off you
by Bocifff December 12, 2009
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choke on it !

"choke on it !" is what a guy tells his cocksucker to do when he wants his dick deep-throated.
Matt yells "choke on it !" when he wants me to deep-throat him!
by USAF Cadet July 06, 2021
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choke

1. Cherry Coke

2. New York Yankees

3. The official soft drink of the New York Yankees

4. When you fuck up so bad that the only way to redeem yourself is to go into hiding. Or suicide, but choose the first one. Please.
1. Guy: What you want?
Buddy: Gimme a Choke.

2. Yankees

3. Works every time

4. Uno: Fuck man...I got a 27 on my Pre-Al test.
Dos: Way to choke.
by zomgwtflolbbq May 01, 2007
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1) Fran choked on that test; every time I looked over she was sitting there chewing on her eraser. She couldn't have done well.

2) Donald choked Ricky to death after finding out that Ricky had informed the police of Donald's illegal imports.
by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005
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