Choda

(noun)

A uniquely Southall phenomenon: a short, chubby man with a suspiciously tight topknot, who claims his steel plate in the elbow is from “back in the day” but actually got it when trying to repair an old Mercedes in a pub car park. Often spotted in the Broadway area, loitering near the samosa shop, telling stories no one asked for.

“Oi, careful — don’t make eye contact with that Choda. Last time I did, he tried to sell me a used carburettor and showed me his elbow scar.”

by HorseCoq August 11, 2025

Choda paste

ball sweat, choda sweat (esp if you haven't showered in a few days) mixed with dead skin..etc Scratch your sweaty choda and check out the paste under your fingernail

dude I scratched my choda and harvested some choda paste!

by Rock Boulder1 January 25, 2011

Choda the Exploda

The name given to the trick of sticking one finger in a girl's one hole, another finger in the two hole, and licking the area in between.

Mike wanted to pull out all the tricks, so he used Choda the Exploda the first night.

by Dr. Billl September 21, 2006

choda spike

the most horrible thing you could do to a boy. you take your index and middle finger and fold down the rest then you bam drive them as hard as you can into someones choda or taint.

one time i was walking up some stairs drunk and john was behind me and he choda spiked me soo hard it made me fall down the stairs on him and then i got sick all in all it was a bad bad night

by Lucas R August 30, 2006

Choda Hugger

A term to describe testicles that hang tightly to the body (specifically the choda). The opposite of saggy balls.

John was often mocked for his choda hugger testicles.

by Keygun April 1, 2009

choda boy

Orgasmo's sidekick in the movie Orgasmo, played by Dian Bachar.

Sluts: It's Orgasmo! And Choda Boy!

by amatus June 1, 2004

choda swipe

A term used mostly in locker rooms. To accomplish this maneuver, rub two fingers thoroughly on your choda, then wipe your fingers just under someone's nose. Sometimes results in vomiting, and running away quickly is strongly advised after completing the swipe.

Dude, I haven't showered today, and I just gave Joe a choda swipe.

by G-Diddy March 22, 2005