Chipotle Waddle

A straight legged run to the bathroom while holding your but cheeks together so the poop doesn't come out, immediately after eating at Chipotle.

Why did Frank suddenly rush off toward the bathroom? He had Chipotle and is about to poop his pants. He's doing the Chipotle Waddle all the way to the toilet. I hope he makes it and doesn't soil his drawers.

by General Sarvis February 3, 2017

Chipotle Stew

The result of eating at chipotle, your toilet becomes a giant crock pot

Marge: "Homer let's get Chipotle."
Homer: "Even after cleaning last week's Chipotle Stew?"

by Vanilla jello puddin pops May 24, 2019

Chipotle lollipop

The act of performing oral sex on a pink sock.

When Nick went to prison, his cell mate gave him a chipotle lollipop.

by Assdinger November 5, 2020

chipotle

v.verb: the act of exploding fiery blackbeans, meat, rice, and appropriate mexican toppings out of your asshole as a result of eating chipotle burritos. Commonly referred to as diarrea.

After going to Chipotle n. with her friend Michele, Nicole chipotle'd both her pants and her parents bathroom for 2 days straight.

by blackbeans :) November 23, 2010

chipotlegasm

1.The feeling experienced by the orderer of a Chipotle buritto when the orderer watches the people at Chipotle Mexican Grill assemble his/her burrito.

2. The feeling experience felt when taking the first few bites of a Chipotle buritto.

" Dude when they were rolling my burtito, I had such a big chipotlegasm that people started giving me funny looks."

"I had a huge chipotlegasm when the hot explosion of beef, guac, rice, salsa, and love from my Chipotle burrito entered my mouth."

by The Miles Finch December 27, 2009

Chipotlaid

To receive sexual favors from a girl after buying her chipotle

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you got head from Amanda after you two got chipotle last night
Guy 2: Yeah man, I got chipotlaid.

by Capo di tutti capi December 1, 2013

chipoltease

Someone who tells you they are going to Chipotle but then doesn't even offer to bring you any of the delicious goodness.

"Kendra can be such a Chipoltease, she made a point of telling me she was getting a Carnitas Bol for lunch but didn't even ask if I wanted one myself!!"

by Maniak September 3, 2007