Chipotle Cough

The cough you get after eating a Chipotle burrito. It originates from the hot sour cream. The cough is less substantial or even nonexistant from a burrito without sour cream.

After devouring the burrito, Jim let out a massive Chipotle cough

by cjdunk August 29, 2009

Chispita

Chispita is usually a pet's name. A pet with this name is sweet and kind to their owners. This pet loves belly rubs, and loves running around. They usually like eating canned pet food. They can be sweet but can start to growl if something isn't right for the owners protection. This pet name means sweet and playful but protective.

Person 1: Wow, Chispita is an awesome pet.
Owner: She's the best pet I can ever ask for.
Person 1: I love how protective she is over your family.

by Chispita April 23, 2018

Chipotlery

Ordering extra meat/cheese/veggies, etc. on food products, and never mentioning said special order to the cashier, in hopes of not getting charged for it.

"Dude, I just ordered double pepperoni on my pizza and they didn't charge me for it! Total Chipotlery!"

by Boondock Saint March 14, 2008

Chipiculty

A combination of the words "chip" and "difficulty". Any predicament that hinders one's ability to consume a chip-related snack. Most often the result of your chip breaking off into the dip, leaving you in a situation that is both socially and snackalistically awkward. See also: delicious cycle

Dammit, my tostito just crumbled off into the french onion dip... I'm having a little chipiculty here. Maybe I can fish it out... Argh!

by originally coined by: Kate January 15, 2009

chipotlegasm

The moment of sheer bliss and happiness that occurs when one is eating a Chipotle burrito. The main feature that separates Chipotle from Qdoba.

Oh God! Oh God! This burrito is so good! I think I'm having a Chipotlegasm!

by JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM September 30, 2010

chipotlicious

Describing or pertaining to anything as delicious as chipotle

Person 1 : Dude, I haven't had a burrito this good since we last went to chipotle.

Person 2: We're eating at chipotle right now......

Person 1: OOHHHHH, that would explain why its so chipotlicious.

by wanderingsoul November 27, 2010

Chipotle stain

I red bloody shit stain left upon your underpants from eating to much Chipotle and farting.

Damn! I farted like twice today and it left this fucking disgusting chipotle stain on my underwear!

by Thejimjams December 14, 2010