Child 

The demon spawn bent on making you want to kill yourself.

If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.

Welp, their goes my child!

Child by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017

Child 

Something that you beat for fun.

I enjoyed smacking the shit out that child.

Child by Witherless76 May 31, 2017

Child 

A person who is under 18 years old.

"I am a child".

Child by iEatElders May 17, 2018

Child 

Ben

Ben is a child

Child by Ben_is_a_child June 1, 2018

Child 

A name and phrase which you call someone you are fond of

Hi child how are you doing ?

Child move out the way
Go to sleep child

Child by Holland152 June 11, 2018

Child 

A little devil that comes out of a woman’s beautiful pussy ruining it in the process. Will grow to be a little ungrateful piece of shit and will eventually be an issue that you can never fix.

My child just destroyed my house.

Child by Problems of the world November 24, 2018

Child 

A little fuck of nature who poops themselves.

oh i just pulled a child on the toilet

Child by ladog November 29, 2018