Chevon

perfect in every way.
super hot and super sweet.
is the most amazing friend you can ever have.
he is buff, hot, caring, lovable, and just all around amazing!!
i love him to death and wont ever forget him.
most amazing person to ever come into my life.
I ♥ YOU CHEVON!!!

dude!!! that kid Chevon, hes so PERFECT!

by iloveyouchevon(: July 11, 2010

chavinese

The garbled rubbish and text like speak that is often exchanged between chavs and other delinquents.

Kevin-Chav: O ryt b4 I woz lyk propa bangn
Non-Chav: WTF was that? I don't speak chavinese.

by ukchavhater July 6, 2010

Dog's Chewing Gum

Dog shit.
Dog's frequently eat and chew their own excrement and as such, it can be referred to as 'Dogs Chewing Gum'.

Watch your step, you almost stood in that dog's chewing gum.

That dog is totally annihilating that other dog's chewing gum.

If only they could put a mint smell on that dog's chewing gum.

by Schgot April 22, 2011

chewing the fat

General conversation with someone

Hey, yo, I'm here chewing the fat with Bob.

by lamer July 14, 2004

Chezing

When a joke is told to a group of people and someone who's not in the group starts laughing and try's to join in with the group

Mitch told a joke to his friends and then Derek started chezing.

by MCHS Delinquent October 20, 2009

that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

by LingoLover August 24, 2009

chewing the scenery

To display excessive emotion or to act in an exaggerated manner while performing.

Actors like Johnny Depp, William Shatner, and Tim Curry are well know for chewing the scenery.

by 2tmfp9 July 10, 2011