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Cheetosis

A state of being in a carbohydrate-induced coma where you and everything around you is covered in orange powder.
Jim is in the throes of cheetosis.
by Keith Y. February 20, 2009
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Get some cheetos

A command used to tell an individual to stop cockblocking, especially if that individual does not realize (s)he is being a cockblocker; A code phrase used to excuse oneself from a situation wherein one is cockblocking; Does not actually entail the physical activity of acquiring a bag of cheetos, it is only intended to protect oneself from a cockblock.
Michael, my lady friend and I are going to sit on my bed. Would you go get some cheetos?
by Mrob July 16, 2008
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Cheto

Argentinian word for the upper classes that dress very fancy and talk as if they had a potatoe stuck in their mouth. Luckilly, the female chetos (chetas) are stuning, have great tits and ass and for all's pleasure, they are the biggest bitchies.
Last night i went dancing and got in a fight with a cheto because he told me that my shoes were awful. what a jerk. fortunetly, they fight like sissies and i kicked his ass.

boy oh boy that woman is built alright. i hope she is as easy as she looks. thank god for chetas.
by Lucas Larre April 8, 2008
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chetas

A sexy, hot, and handsome man with great personality . Really short tempered, sweet, playboy. Adored by girls all over. Will be one of the greatest people in history.
Chetas is the best!!
by Hes the dude!! April 13, 2019
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chemosexual

Someone who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to a chemical (such as a drug)
I heard that new girl is literally in love with cocaine....she has to be chemosexual.
by rollatini October 3, 2011
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Hot Cheetos

When you put hot stuff all over your penis, insert your shlong in a hot Cheeto bag, and wait in a convience store until a black girl purchases you and sucks off all the hot Cheeto dust and hot sauce off your penis.
Sophia: yeah I got some hot Cheetos at the store, want some?

Mike: No stop my penis is in there.
by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018
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Black Cheetos

You know, it's that thing when pubic hair is done in dreadlocks and resembles the size and shape of a popular finger snack.
Last night I had a run in with Black Cheetos and I had to bail. I should have known that the carpet matched the curtains!
by hounddiggity May 25, 2010
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