chesticles

What you get when you dive into icy cold water. The balls snap up through the abdominal cavity and come to rest in the thorax.

The water was so cold, Charlie got chesticles. his Speedo flat as a Ken doll.

by Pantaloon February 9, 2008

chesticles

A nickname given to any chick that is blessed with more than a handfull of what men refer to as boobs, tits, hooters, jugs, baby bottles, jesus handles, bouncing betty's, etc.

I hung out with Chesticles last night and had the privilage of holding on to her jesus handles for dear life.

by hateraidPLAYA March 30, 2010

chesticles

Used to describe saggy old breasts which contain roundish implants, resembling an old mans sack.

Man, check out the chesticles on that old skank.

by zorgy April 18, 2006

chesticles

a fat deposit in the upper-body of overweight/obese males. Mainly found among white dudes, they resemble breasts.

*while playing dance dance revolution you might here some fat white dude say* "ow! my chesticles are shaking!"

by man-boob December 8, 2004

chesticles

Boobs that sag past a womans groin region. common in old farts.

that grannie gots chesticles!

by steve Bobaganoosh March 2, 2005

chesticle

Male breasts, the testicles of the chest. Often used as an insult.

JOHN: Ello, Mark.
MARK: Ello, John.
JOHN: You have large chesticles, Mark.
MARK: Indeed I do, John. Your mother's a chesticle, you stupid chesticle.
JOHN: OY! DON'T CALL MY MUM A BLOODY CHESTICLE, CHESTICLE!

by Diana November 14, 2003

Chesticle

An exceptionally manly and or built chest.

I work out daily to perfect my chesticle

by Robama November 30, 2011