Pittsburgh Cheesesteak

When you take a thing of chili and stick it in/on/around someone’s ass and eat it off/out with a spoon/straw

My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner last night and I said a Pittsburgh Cheesesteak, I’ve never cum so much in my life.

by MeHehe123 January 17, 2022

Philly Cheesesteak

When you eat a massive philly cheesesteak, chopped wit wiz and wait to take a big doodie. You get another plain sub roll, and poop into the roll. Then your significant other eats it.

Man 1: I gave my gf the BIGGEST Philly Cheesesteak last night!
Man 2: Damn, I’m jealous af. I wish that could’ve been me.

by TurdChode July 27, 2023

tijuana cheesesteak

When trying to disguise that you are purchasing cocaine, this can replace that word

Kris: "I could really go for a Tijuana Cheesesteak."
William: "I'll call my boy, who sells drugs."

by Willy V. July 30, 2003

cheesefish

An originally Slovenian food that looks like a fried filet of fish and is usually served with tartar sauce and a lemon, like fish would be. However, when you take the first bite you realize the terrible truth: it's cheese. Fried cheese.

"So how was dinner last night with Lori and her parents?"
"Not so good, playa. They pulled the old cheesefish switcheroo on me."
"Oh shit man! You fell for that one again? That's rough!"

by Nick D October 27, 2003

Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin

Gettin a blowjob while taking a deuce. Instead of cumming in her mouth, you cum on the deuce, then she eats it... Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin!

Anything new Charlie? Eh, not too much Rick. I did finally get a slut from the club to do a Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin! Dude you are the man! I know, the best part was she's your sister! You BASTARD!

by King of the blumps May 1, 2009

Cheesesteak

The act of two people being from Philadelphia, PA dancing with someone between them, then start squeezing them instead of dancing.

Did you just see Zell and Reese give that girl a Cheesesteak. She is out of breath now, but she took it like a soldier.

by Young_Zell July 20, 2009

wiz wit cheesesteak

A man takes a dump on a long roll: the steak. He then ejaculates on it: the wiz (or cheese). Then he puts his fresh toe nail clippings on the top: the wit (or fried onions). He then makes his partner eat it.

I gave your mother a wiz wit cheesesteak last night while you were at tennis practice.

by biggus cattus May 12, 2011