Chesterfield

(noun) The Canadian Term for Couch or Sofa. Some view it as a more fancy variety of couch or sofa. Also "a single-breasted or double-breasted semifitted overcoat with velvet collar" or
"a davenport usually with upright armrest".

1. Get your feet of the chesterfield!

by Cody Harris August 31, 2004

cheaster

Some one who only goes to mass/church on christmas and easter.

Mike asked, Why didn't Robert go to mass?"
John replies, "Because he is a cheaster!"

by Brian Reid March 23, 2008

Charlie Chester

Noun, Rhyming slang - Child Molestor

Keep your kids away from him, I hear he's a bit of a Charlie Chester.

by Adam Thompson July 15, 2003

Chesterfield

Someone who is completely clueless when it comes to society. E.g no dress sense, no common sense, no street sense.

Friend number 1 : "Look at the state of that absolute chesterfield"

Friend number 2 : "Yeah man he's got no idea has he the goon"

by Lee The King February 8, 2017

Cheeser

One who constantly wines and snivels about life and things.

Joe, why are you such a cheeser all the time?

by Soul_at_sea February 13, 2014

choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.

I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!

by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014

Chemster

The Chemster was a cool guy that used to rule the chat rooms in the early computer days, before AIM or other chat programs existed. Now he frequents newsgroups, especially those that specialize in BMW's.

The Chemster has left the building.

by Robert Kelly December 27, 2003