The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.
by Nickdaisy June 6, 2010
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A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
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by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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