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Chinese Chapstick

A side effect of eating too much Chinese Food, to the point that the grease actually builds up on your lips and feels like some kind of nasty chapstick. Amount of chinese chapstick on lips tends to be proportional to amount of msg in the chinese food.
"Hey man, pass me a napkin. This chow mein's giving me some serious chinese chapstick."
by David Bowie's pants February 1, 2010
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chapatsu

Chapatsu is a common Japanese hairstyle that involves bleaching and/or dying one's hair.

Chapatsu (which translates to “brown hair”) can be commonly seen among teens, especially teens that dress in Ganguro, Kogal, and makeup styles, and is often used to accentuate tan skin.
With that skin tone she'll never look good in chapatsu.
by Some gaijin. December 9, 2010
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Chapstick Swinger

The act of sharing ones chapstick with his/her friends.
Savannah: "Oh my god, did you see how Kelly passed her Blistex around to all of her friends during lunch?"

Sam: "Ugh, I know. What a Chapstick Swinger."
by He's Electric September 30, 2010
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chaptitude

the foresight and natural, well honed ability for doing all things chap'like at all times regardless of weather conditions, political stance or job description.
Rupert - "My my old boy you're dressed well but appear to be missing your handkerchief. What happened to it?"

Tarquin - "I gave it to that rapscallion to wipe his face down after we threw it down in fisticuffs behind the Dog and Duck."

Rupert - "What chaptitude you have sir."

Tarquin - "Indeed."
by wookiedai September 13, 2011
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Chaatic

(alternative spelling of K-atic)

1) related to, characterized by, or exhibiting Chaass
2) chaotic and traumatic

popularized by the nationally syndicated radio show The David Pakman Show
"It's something that might do more harm than good... You know, it would be such a Chaatic and dramatic thing."

"That convention was totally Chaatic. I mean, it's true! I wrote it down! It's a mess, folks."
by _Citizen of the World July 26, 2016
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Chaputi

A general term for tool in Pootean.
Can you hand me that chaputi there?

I used that chaputi to fix the sink.
by Emperor of Pootea February 24, 2021
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Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry
Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!
by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019
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