To sit on someone at a disco with your legs spread like Jesus parting the Red Sea while you eat the face off them
What’s going on here? Oh they’re chairing.
by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020
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The place where you ass goes, but if you were depressed its for your back.

I.E. not depressed: the ass spot, the back spot
Depressed: the head spot, the back spot
Teacher: Everyone take a seat
Kid name Everyone:*grabs chair and leaves*
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Chair another word for claire the nice girl who is always there and is nice and will do anything for you
Claire is a chair
by LieutenantOfArtemis June 17, 2019
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For a girl, the chair may mean the casual dumping place of clothes you don’t want to fold.

For a guy, let’s just say there are some very questionable stains and you have to debate if you really want to sit there and how safe it is.
Girl 1: You really need to clean the chair, it’s monstrous!
Girl 2: Yeah I know it’s getting out of hand.
Or
Guy 1: Dude, did you clean the chair?
Guy 2: Nah I might use it again.
by CrazyAllCaps November 20, 2017
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Cutest hynas in the world they’re so open minded and shit and love you no matter what.
Yo what’s your last name

My last name is chaires

I knew it since you’re so fine lol
by OGLIC July 15, 2018
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A gameshow where players anwser up to 7 questions and can win up to $250,000. This gameshow is much different then anty other gameshow because the players have to lay down in a chair while strapped to a heart-rate monitor. If the contestant gets nervous then he will lose money until he can get his heart rate under control. The funny thing is its hosted by John McEnroe and you can't keep your eye's closed or he will say "don't do that!". In the middle of the game somthing will happen that could rise you heart beat high and you must keep your cool.
Did you watch McEnroe whack tennis balls at the players in the chair?
by ganban May 25, 2005
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