Alyssa Ceron

The best girl you will ever meet. She amazes every boy in her path. She won’t take compliments from others. Very shy person but beautiful. She has only had one boyfriend and that’s me. You will never find anyone as gorgeous

Alyssa: Hey Will what’s up
Will: Oh crap (Runs Away)
Alyssa: Is he ok
Random Guy: Yeah he should be

I love Alyssa Ceron. From William Robles

by WR is lit May 11, 2018

cemone

da biggest graffiti pimp in da world wit his carnal da great spek, dey shall go allcity n' bomb the ba-jeebus outta dallas...boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, wut wut, dont be a butt pirate n' dont join butt rodeo's....972/214/956 D-TOWN TEXAS, HHE, EMC2, TGS

DA CEMONE n' SPEK jus fucked some fine rucas, n' jus went allcity in dat dallas texas nigga, damn dere so cool i wish i was one of em....*sigh*

by spek December 2, 2004

Chronessimist

Someone who overestimates the time it will take to do something or go somewhere. The opposite of a chronoptimist.

"I was always such a chronoptimist when it came to sex, though. I'd need to be home at 12, so I figured I'd swing by his house at 9, but we'd be done by 9:30."
"Uh, I think you meant chronessimist."
"Thinking I had more time for sex? I'd say that's pretty optimistic."

"It takes me 15 minutes to get home, but she wants to me to leave now to be home at 3. It's only 2! She's such a chronessimist!"

by Palomaprofanity June 24, 2009

Chroner

adj. More chronic. Chronicer, if you will.

This bud is wayyy chroner than the shwag we had last time!

by HybridHipHopper December 11, 2009

Croner

When a thought blows your minds.

Derived from a contraction of the words "cranium" and "boner."

I got a croner when I thought about what I would do with my lottery winnings.

by Tyrone Larell Tate-Johnson November 26, 2011

Croney

A word for a man who hoaches through bins and steals knickers from washing lines in their spare time, a general menace to society. people should be aware of their local croney as so to at least cross the street if one finds ones self on the same side of the road to avoid anything distressing happening to them, a croney can always be identified by the strong smell of cheap deoderant due to regular "burnfoot showers" AVOID AT ALL COSTS

MAN- Did you see that croney running through the garden last night stealing all the knickers off the washing lines?

MAN 2 - no but i noticed my bin had been hoached this morning the rubbish was everywhere!

MAN 3 - i could smell his burnfoot shower when i was chasing him through the gardens last night trying to get my good thongs back, what a menace!

by the burnfit scruff June 19, 2011

croned

Crunk, or drunk, and stoned at the same time.

(Almost pronounced like cromed)

I was so croned at that party last night.

by Mister S. May 4, 2006