Chapstick

A certain brand of lip balm which is especially great, and a hero to those who use acutane or have generally dry skin.

Ugh man, my lips are peeling, I need some chapstick.

I carry chapstick with me everywhere.

by kantsuu May 13, 2005

Captain Caps Lock

Refers to any one who types in all capital letters

HELLO MY NAME Is CAPTAIN CAPS LOCK

by Zaphod Bebblebrox May 17, 2004

clapsacker

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.

Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!

by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018

chapsticc

chapsticc is the combination of thicc and chapstick, usually meaning a thicc kind of chapstick.

girl #1: omg i just got some new chapstick!
girl #2: it’s so thick though.
girl #1: omg you’re right, what should we call it?
girl #2: how about chapsticc?
girl #1: yes! that’s amazing.

by gucciganggang November 29, 2018

Mayonnaise Caps

Used to describe very large areolas on a woman's breast.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise caps on that stripper.

by dkblz August 10, 2007

screaming craps

Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.

Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell”
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night”

by Bwattz January 1, 2018

capsaicin

The chemical in chili peppers that makes them "hot." Actually a mild irritant.

"How many times more capsaicin does a habañero have than a jalapeño?"

by Qit January 21, 2004