Cauliflower anus

A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter

I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.

by Bob sagets muffbrow August 8, 2022

cauliflower

why you look like cauliflower tho?

why you look like cauliflower?

by red loogi May 3, 2022

Full Head Of Cauliflower

When one gives head to another just after getting a perm to their hair.

“I’ll give you a full head of cauliflower when I get back from the salon.”

by Jswitzer98 June 5, 2021

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Cauliflower Pussy

When your vagina gets deformed from a lot of rough sexual intercourse.

My mom had a dream once where Duff McKagan from Guns 'N Roses told her he wanted to fuck her so hard she'd get cauliflower pussy.

by BillyIdolFan April 20, 2025

cauliflower ear

Talking someone's ear off. Someone who causes an earache because they won't shut up.

She talked so much I got cauliflower ear.

by Jacie Jones December 22, 2025

cauliflower convention

when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little

Bones: *asks a stupid question*
me: oh yeah the cauliflower convention and uhhh it was ode fun

by penisbuttaidsass June 24, 2021