You Carve Fast

Two men in a club, who see an attractive female. Man A approaches the woman, and within seconds he has pulled. Later, in admiration, Man B compliments Man A's quick skills by saying "you carve fast"
by Deadferrets May 14, 2008
mugGet the You Carve Fastmug.

carved out life

when you feel like your bf/gf just carved you out of their life and ignores you
Dude last night kallie didnt answer her phone, she hasnt talked to me in like three days.

I guess she flug you a carved out life
by loveshermanbutsometimes... August 4, 2009
mugGet the carved out lifemug.

carve another notch

(verb): To Intentionally bang a girl just to add another name/ number to the 'list' or more commonly referred to as adding another notch to the belt.
Person A- "Dude, she is lighting me up on tinder asking me to come over!"
Person B- "Hey man, go carve another notch"

M.W. - "She said her friend 'fell asleep' and she wants me to come over and entertain her"

J.T. "What are you waiting for? Go carve another notch dude!"
by Jwt8068 December 7, 2014
mugGet the carve another notchmug.
When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey
Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner
by Cannibalhorse December 4, 2016
mugGet the Carve you open like a turkeymug.
When you simply take an ice rod and insert it analy into the girl. After the butthole is numb you cut the edges of the butthole so it is bleeding. When you insert your penis into the butthole you will come out with ketchup on a hotdog, the blood makes the feeling more slick.
Bro I carved that girls Alaskan pumpkin the other day!

I was carving the Chilly pumpkin on this girl last night.
by Undercover dildo December 15, 2016
mugGet the Carving the chilly pumpkinmug.

carve up some butt steak

When a man performs anal sex on a woman.
"I'm gonna carve up some butt steak tonight."
by Rickyy January 2, 2009
mugGet the carve up some butt steakmug.
When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.
If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007
mugGet the You make my ass want to carve stove woodmug.

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