Cortney

A girl that has huge, multiple dix. She flops them on the table at the end of the day, but nonetheless they still exist. Often have big noses, noticeable cankles, and lack boobs.

Did you know that Cortney is a transvestite?
I didn't until I saw her flop her multiple penises out on the table.

by Taylor Ramone January 7, 2012

carney-ing

The Action of urinating into your own mouth, or another humans with uploading it onto a social network for the world to see.

Person 1 - Bro what are you doing?
Person 2 - I'm just carney-ing all the athletes do it.

by ScoottyGee June 30, 2014

ben carney

ben carney is a jewish nerd who looks kinda like a rat

uhghg its ben carney Im gonna kms

by ratfacejewboy June 16, 2016

Joshua carney

A person who likes to steal from family members and friends. Likes to fuck underage girls who look like little boys. He smokes weed and does any other drug if you tell him too. He likes to lie about everything and cheat on every girl he's ever dated. He also likes to steal cars and people's rent money. Joshua Carney is a metrosexu hipster with a small brain that barely ever gets used.

You are acting like a real joshua carney

by Dickryddle September 5, 2016

Mr Carney

The most feared gangster and serial paedophile the world has ever seen. He worked at Deniliquin high and moved to Bega as the cops started to catch up to him. He can likely be found hiding near schools or playground, or likely under your bed. Mr Carney has a cult following known as the CarneyGang and the can be identified by the red and black polo sports t-shirts. Watch out for Mr Carney the virginity thief, he’ll make your anus bleed.

Jack West: see that white liquid on the window.
Jono: yeh that was me and MrCarney.
Mildog: No Doubt, he locked me up in his van and I worked as his sex slave for a week.
Davo: That’s the Mr Carney we all know and love.
Jack West: I hear he has a fedish for frog ranga amphibions.
Harry-A: IM NOT A BLOODY RANGA
All: Shut up Syndrome.

by Local Street Ranga March 30, 2020

Cortney

a short blonde whore who seems sweet but is very easy and cry's a lot; an ugly hoe

don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust no don't trust Cortney

by Im on a boat like a boss June 12, 2009

Cortney

A cortney is a courtney without the u because she doesn't know how to spell and she is dumb. She also doesn't like 'u' because shes a bitch.

"Oh look its cortney but without a 'U' haha she is so dumb"
"Such a waste of space and time"

by SushiWithaT July 29, 2019