Space God Carson

The almighty deity that oversees Andromeda in a far away galaxy. Space God Carson controls the fates of all known life in the galaxy.

Space God Carson was displeased with the trivial planet and thus summoned a black hole to consume the infidels

by Aress Carol Emjee May 30, 2019

Carson

A boy who's charming, cute, lovely, and adorable. He charms you with every word that comes out of his mouth. He will love you till the end of time no matter what. He is the greatest boyfriend in the world and every girl that passes him up is missing out on something and someone amazing.

Person A: "Awe I love my boyfriend so much! He is sch a Carson!"

Person B: "Aweee! You are so lucky! I wish a had a boyfriend who was like a Carson!"

by His Girlfriend <3 September 25, 2009

Carson

A guy with a huge cock and a pussy magnet.

Carson gets all of the girls.

by masomonkey123 November 1, 2013

Carson

The act of setting fire to a vehicle

can’t man, still in jail for carson

by SlightlyLemony December 23, 2019

Carson Daily

See Douchebag

When recently being interviewed by Conan O'Brien, Carson Daily admitted (...I'm just a douchebag) Yet NBC (which stands for Nothing But Crap) can't admit this and flush this douche juice!

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Dutch carbomb

The driver of a vehicle passes gas, and locks the power windows so the passengers can't put them down. Everyone has to suffer, but it's easier for the driver to tolerate his own aroma!

Awe man, who farted?! Hey, why doesn't the window go down? Oh, God, oh God no! *Driver is smirking* C'mon man, this sucks! You have the worst Dutch carbomb!

by Dutch Tommy July 6, 2006

Carcomymrates

psghetti,breads,paper towels,kleenex and knapkins

from the adult swim show Metalocalypse

Nathan:What are Carcomymrates

Swiskgar: uhh, you know likes psgehtti

Toki: Breads

Swiskgar: Paper towles

Toki: kleenex and knapkins

by suckmynine July 23, 2009