Carni-dog

The act of defecating into a woman’s vagina followed by then consuming the fecal matter out of the vagina, and /or preforming sexual intercourse with said fecal filled vagina.

“I carni-dogged her”. “Man I just want to carni-dog her tonight after a fresh bowl of soup” “I would carni-dog her all night long, but no way am I gonna tell her I love her” “man, it smells like someone got carni-dogged in here!”

by Carni-dog connoisseur July 5, 2021

cruising for carnies

Scoping out the local talent in neighborhoods and establishments beneath your class.

"Shit, yo. We was out cruising for carnies at fucking Tony's Bar in the east end last night."

by Cardjacker July 22, 2006

Carnie Code

An unwritten yet somehow dutifully adhered to code that flows within the veins of every full-blood genuine American carnie. It governs everything from which family the said carnie must creepily stare at to how many teeth a carnie is allowed to have at any given time. To break this code is to be shunned by every carnie within the continental United States. That, ladies and gentlemen, is truly the very bottom of the herpes coated barrel.

"Rule 14: Every carnie MUST stare at said group of overly slutty and scantily clad youths, as to adhere to the mighty Carnie Code"

by Jermainders October 14, 2011

Carnie Magic

When you are really good at doing stupid shit like trick shots.

I played beerpong and lost because his teammate had that carnie magic

by Juicestain, King of bllod and October 11, 2019

carnie hands

When someone has exceptionally small hands. Probably started with Austin Powers.

"I can't find mittens that fit because of my carnie hands."

by Penguin December 3, 2004

carnie hands

Small greasy hands, like the hands of a carnival worker.
They sometimes smell of Cabbage or dirty Turnips.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius

My friend Pauline... seriously she has these odd carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or rubbing a dog.

by Derek Gibney September 2, 2008

Carny Penis

When you've masturbated so many times your penis is dry and scaly like a carny's

Shit brah that porn was great, 'cept I got me a carny penis now!

Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time

My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff

by Da Bearded Lady July 5, 2012