Shuffle The Tool Cards

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.

Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.

by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009

rodney king deck of cards

1 spade and 51 clubs

the police love playing with a rodney king deck of cards

by michelob light January 5, 2008

cut cards

To process evidence for policy debate. Note: "Cutting Cards" is a general term and can include reading articles or books, tagging or citing pieces of evidence, or arraging evidence in a file. Origin: Was originated because people used scissors and paper to physically cut out and tape down evidence back in the day.

We didn't have any answers to that argument so they told me to go cut cards.

by Athena Pappas October 22, 2006

6 joker cards

The six warnings of the dark carnival
1st card: The carnival of carnage
2nd card: The ringmaster
3rd card: The riddlebox
4th card: The Great Milenko
5th card(my fav): The amazing jecekl brothers,Jake and Jack
the last card is..:The Wraith

ICP's joker card albums are the names of these cards

by Zax January 15, 2004

I exchange V-cards with the retards.

Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.

Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."

by Indiscriminate May 18, 2010

pokemon cards

a slang term for marijuana. used by stoners when they can't use any other common names for marijuana (pot, weed, ganja, bud, etc.) because of the presence of authority figures or people who oppose marijuana.

(as teacher walks by)

harold: hey man, you wanna buy some pokemon cards after school?

kumar: hell yeah man!

by The Fantastic Mr. Fox June 28, 2009

playing my cards

When you play your "cards" or moves on someone you like

I'm playing my cards to win the heart of that girl

by God of Everything November 18, 2013