candle

A device used for nun masturbation.

People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.

by erokke July 11, 2004

Early candlelight

a way of measuring evening time before watches and clocks became common household objects.

In former times people used to read early candlelight

by William Warney July 26, 2009

hold a candle to me

An expression used to exemplify greatness and superiority of oneself over those around him/her

you can't hold a candle to me you lazy bitches, go fluff your brother

by master nottage April 26, 2006

Candlemass

Candlemass is a swedish doom metal band formed in the 80's. The subgenre more precisely is "epic doom metal" because of the fantasious and mythological themes that the lyrics have.

Candlemass is a doom metal band, as is Solitude Aeternus.

by McLure October 16, 2008

candle shopping

When a female goes out with the intention of scoring some sausage/cock/penis.

Ugly/Boring Male: Hey Lisa would you like to go to the Olive Garden with me this evening?

Female: I would really enjoy that, but I am going candle shopping this evening.

by David KBear November 17, 2010

Carkles

Those odd pinpricks of sparkling light that fill your vision before you pass out, and linger in your sights for at least 10 minutes after you've come round.

"Mate, I can't drink any more! I'm getting carkles!"

"I don't know if we can move him yet. Ask him if he still has carkles"

by MagickDio February 6, 2010

ham candle

the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber

My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.

by zach decof September 9, 2007