carbon unit

The human operator of a machine, a computer, or any device in general that is having "problems" or "errors" or "is malfunctioning" in the eyes of that operator. In this case, the problems, errors, and malfunction is actually a problem with the operator and not the machine, computer, or device.
Customer: What was the problem with my computer?

Tech: There is a problem with the carbon unit. It will eventually resolve itself after extended hours of use. At least that is the hope.
by darrelld September 29, 2008
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carbon neutral

A process that do not increase net atmospheric carbon dioxide.
Oil made from prehistoric switch grass that produced enough 02 when alive to offset the C02 released when burned as oil is carbon neutral!
by mattyjordo March 21, 2007
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carbon dioxide

A gas which have a chemical symbol of CO2.It is a mixture of 1 carbon element and 2 oxygen element.It is present in the Earth's atmosphere at a low concentration of approximately 0.038% and is an important greenhouse gas. In its solid state, it is called dry ice. It is a major component of the carbon cycle.Produced in the process of burning.It is also a global warming gases or greenhouse gases which cause global warming(the rise of global temperature).
Carbon dioxide is produced in the process of burning & living things respiration.It is produced everyday.
by Wei Chong June 13, 2007
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carbon dickprint

The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"
1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.

2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.
by josjr March 29, 2010
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Carbon Monoxfart

a foul smelling fart that seems very deadly.
Chris almost killed Amber with his very deadly carbon monoxfart. =
by loserxxfacexx July 11, 2007
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Carbon Bacon

Bacon that has been cooked/ charred beyond recognition and resembles tire retreads
Carbon Bacon has been cooked by a person who has been up all night. I. E. Nurse RT.
by Nurs RT October 6, 2017
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Carbon Zoombie

People obsessed and preoccupied with imagined global warming and everybody's(except big corporations)carbon footprint.
Frick its colder than a polar bears dick.

Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.

Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.
by BDB inc November 2, 2009
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