capri-sun

Hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. I have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of capri sun. All 20+ flavors kick your ass. All natural and no bullcrap. This is THE ONLY drink you will ever need. People bitch about the small pouches, well guess what dipshits, you have 2 options: A)Get another one or B) Buy the big pouches.

I drink capri-sun like smokers smoke ciggarettes, one pack a day.

by Crazy Joe Davola August 31, 2006

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Chevy Caprice

One of the original pimpmobiles. A large, rectangular car with cloth seats that resemble sofas. The 1989 white model is generally considered the ultimate Caprice.

If you drive a white 1989 Chevy Caprice, you're probably either a pimp, a mobster, or a senior citizen.

by Nick D October 2, 2003

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del carpio

1. A drink or concoction of unknown origin, usually just made up on the spot to confuse people.

2. An acutal libation made with cranberry juice, gin and triple sec. Named after its creator, Pedro Del Carpio

That fool Dan Najera just started tending bar over at the Ass Bandit, so me and a few friends went down there and ordered some Flaming Carrots and fizzy vulvas. You know, some Del Carpios just to mess with him.

by Rojer March 29, 2004

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carprioception

The ability to know the physical extent of your vehicle, including trim and tires, when parallel parking in very tight spaces.

Hey Rachael, that's some amazing carprioception you've got. Not even a bumper touch getting into that parking space. You made that look like Doris Day Parking.

by Antumbra August 13, 2010

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