Candlejack

Candlejack is a villain from the TV show Freakazo

If you say Candlejack's name, you get kidn

by miji March 22, 2007

Sixteen Candles

A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.

Girl- "I just saw Sixteen Candles today."
Friend- "And?"
Girl- "I want my own Jake Ryan."

by PunkRokinPromQueen May 4, 2006

canker sore

Mouth ulcer. Basically just a small open wound in your mouth that hurts like hell.

canker sores suck.....

by Bobby De Niro October 30, 2005

WoW Cankles

Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.

Look at that 300 pound guy wearing the Yoda shirt. He has some serious WoW cankles.

by Nougatz July 21, 2011

Candlewood Middle School

A school of Drama, Japs, Rude teachers, and more. Candlewood is a "non-bullying" zone. HAHAHAH that's what they think. if you walk through the halls ofc candle wood you will see at least 5 kids being booked, a teacher or 2 yelling and a kid crying left and right. The hallways smell like piss! The teachers expect way too much but here's an over view of the grades

6th: THINK THEY ARE THE SHIT! always decorating lockers and they get lost like how do u get lost in a square LET ME KNOW!!

7th: DRAMAAAAAAA! guidance is ur savior and it's all you do! think they are so cool bc they hu

8th: can't complain really they are cool and hu a lot so yea

very diverse

Amanda: Candlewood Middle School sucks
Jordan: i know

by Coicanecuyie April 8, 2017

Camera Cackle

The high pitched fake laughter every camera person makes when the subject of a video has a fail, especially resulting in injury.

The videos on Ridiculousness must have the same camera person. Regardless of the fail, it always sounds like the same idiotic camera cackle! Even when the fail is painfully not funny!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2021

anal candle

When one pours hot wax into their ass crack and sticks a wick in it.
(Do not attempt)

(In the words of Anthony Kiedis) "Before every show we like to make anal candles"

by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021