Callum 

Has monster cock usually ranges from 14-18 inches coming out of his vagina. apparently is a asshole just for being alive (refer to Paige definition for detail) has a man period about every 4 months when he just doesn't want to put up with anyone's shit. likes ass more than tits but will accept the payment of either. is just here to fuck up Paige's day.

"Paige Fucking hell Callum can you just go kill yourself like just fuck off"
"Callum ok I fucking will then just fuck off"

Callum by ThiccNibba;) October 10, 2019

Callum 

There is nothing to be said, he is just a Stupid potato and he needs as much help as he can get.
But if you see the stupid potato just stare a him and yell STUPID POTATO.

wow Callum more like Stupid potato

Callum by Stupid_Chicken_Nugget June 23, 2019

callum 

english twat/ person who spends time excersising to impresss male/female population

i say theres a guy doing sum callums

callum by boobsrus May 29, 2007

callum 

tend to eat cheese, live in sewers, a rat boy

guy1- is that a rat?
guy 2- na its jus callum
guy1- oh yeah

callum by Dragongirl15 July 22, 2010

Callum 

Callum is pedophile bait. He’s got so many qualities and has been brought up guliable so he will go in any van for sweeties

“Did you hear about callum? He was snatched. He’s such pedo bait”

“Stay away from that callum kid he’s such pedo bait”

Callum by Lolurite July 28, 2018

Callum 

very rich kid. has a nice dog. good at fortnite. warriors fan

damn look at that callum

Callum by 6ix9ine+warriors superfan September 10, 2018

Callum 

Callum is a tiny boy with tiny hands that can fit in a Fallopian tube.

He's tiny, his hands are Callum sized.

Callum by Feedmethechicken123 January 23, 2017