call an audible

To decide what to do at the last second after seeing all possible options and obstacles that come up.
Comes from football, seen when the quarterback goes up to the line of scrimmage, sees a defensive alignment he wasn't expecting, and adjusts by yelling out a new play.

I'm thinking of going jogging but if it rains I'll have to call an audible and go to the gym instead.

by joe user October 19, 2004

answering a higher calling

To act in service to a higher i.e. more noble cause, a greater good. Often indicating an action undertaken at the behest of a Higher Power, such as a supreme being or deity, or some conception of justice and the morally right; motivation for personal growth and/or individual sacrifice for the greater good.

The lawyer quit her lucrative position as a private defense attorney and instead became a low paid public defender because she was answering a higher calling.

by Nacho Momma May 4, 2015

Calling Shotgun

Claiming the front seat in the car. see riding shotgun

me: i call shotgun
my sister: dammit!

by bezzzie1 April 30, 2004

calling Tyrus, Typhus

Calling 6'8" powerlifter and wrestler Tyrus, Typhus (a disease germ) is a good way to get hurt!

Don't go calling Tyrus, Typhus!

by I, Wreckerrr December 7, 2020

Are you calling me fat?

A random response to any question or statement thrown at you by others.

Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.

Guy: I like your shirt.
Girl: Are you calling me fat?

Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?

by K_Lizzle November 16, 2006

i can hear it calling

a sign that wayv's lovetalk is beginning to play and you need to prepare yourself for the hoe anthem of the decade

"i can hear it calling"
"lovin the way you wanna talk"
"touch me tease me fill me up"
"collin"

by boredmf November 19, 2020

Calgan Deli

Considered by few as the ultimate sandwich. The sandwich requires only 1 filling, ham. The ham has to be prepared in a unique way, you have to stuff the ham inside a lukewarm vajayjay then make love to the woman with the ham inside (some use the ham as extra pleasure). Once you have blown your load you take the ham and place it in between the slices of bread, no sauce needed the juices add the flavour. Remember to take a small bite to ensure it is up to standard and you can then proceed to the final touch, this is to leave the remaining of the sandwich in the bed you fornicated in over night, this touch will gain more flavour so you can enjoy it the next day.

Sup girl, after this Blumpkin you up for making a Calgan Deli? I know my future self in the morning will thank me for it. Seriously feel you got that twang to cook up a sweet batch bruh

by CuppaWiseguys November 2, 2020