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Calie

A creative idividual who speaks her mind and isn't afraid to be blunt. Usually attractive. Down to earth and way cool.
Smart, witty, Misunderstood. Doesn't always make the right decisions but has a good heart. Somebody who's going to be somebody. The person you look back on and think "damn".
Jeff: so what'd you think about my friend calie?

Rob: she's the coolest girl i've ever met.
by roscogiget. April 11, 2009
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Calie

Any girl named calie is a beast. She never gives up. She is outgoing and fistey.
Oop there she goes again that rascal calie
by Caliecolision April 30, 2021
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Calie Cats

An incest freak who has intercourse with her sisters. It is sure to make you cry because of how ugly it is. You’ll never want to see it again. It smells rancid like cat pee and lives in the woods. It listens to cbat by Hudson mowhaeke four times a day
“Have you walked past Calie cats today? It smells so gross
by Peepee472 September 6, 2022
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Homeless Calibur

A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.

Characters:

Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.

Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.

Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
by JayBaby June 17, 2013
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Calibud

by CaLiBuDinFLA April 13, 2010
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calbel

Youtuber who has a cow as a icon picture and has people send in thoughts, questions, and other things and then he makes it into videos.
Why haven't you sent in your submission to Calbel?
by NeoCodix May 15, 2018
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Caliber

Exceling in charm, incredibly good looking. Perfection.
Firas is so caliber!
by Tiggerliciousness December 20, 2008
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