Calculator

Cheating device for those to lazy to work out 2+2.

Idiot 1: Dude, what's 2+2?

Idiot 2: Dunno. Steal Jane's calculator.

by Tyler Christie February 18, 2009

calallen

filled with white girls who want to be black making up chats “SHABOYA ROLL CALL” and drink nothing but starbucks. the boys are fuckboys that think they’re the shit “skate or die broo”

shaboya roll call my names ..... and i’m from calallen;)

by callalen sucks December 10, 2018

Calallen

Filled with complete and total retards who are dumb as fuckkkk. This town is named after a gay faggot "calvin joesph allen" oh well he is already dead lmfao. Their schools are as ghetto as a fucking homeless shelter. Also theres a big ass homeless population and crackheads everywhere.Theres potholes in roads every fucking where and they choose to fucking build more schools.

Calallen is so corrupt and terrible that i broke my lease to leave that god-awful place

by Calallen_Hater_289164 October 11, 2019

Calculus A

A soft version of calculus designed for the use of people with learning disabilities. Given the letter "A" as it is the most essential and basic level of calculus SON.

Calculus A student: whats a derivative?
Calculus 1 student: whats an anti-integral?

by Dietrich Burbulla January 10, 2011

calculator

The reason why we don't need math, especially in high school, when you'd rather be snogging.

Tim: Math is @#$%?&*!!! I hate it! I want to snog!
Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son.

by AdrienneS June 21, 2006

desmos graphing calculator

The most innovative calculator on the market. Prioritized my Mr. Asta and picked up by Gabrielle Zappia. Mr. asta has a cat named buster that he likes to smooch on zoom calls.

Lets plug this into desmos graphing calculator class.

by Cathe The Hoe October 15, 2020

calculus warrior wannabe

a calculus warrior with a casio calculator instead of a ti-83 or higher.

"God, your calculator sucks! Oh it's a casio! You calculus warrior wannabe!"

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009