Cangrad cag

When you step on a school blueberry muffin top to make it as flat as possible

His ass looks like a cangrad cag

by PresidentEquation434 June 7, 2022

Cag

/kæg/

n. A person who complains about the same thing repetitively to the point that it becomes incessant whining. An insult similar to "whiney bitch."

n. An annoying dog noise.

v. To complain incessantly

v. Annoying noises stemming from a dog.

WARNING: This word CAN be very offensive, and may also be interpreted by some as a swear.

“Stop being such a cag, it’s annoying.”
“Cagging is so irritating and childish.”

by Lost Detached Soul November 25, 2024

Cagging Stick

It's the Spanglish translation for the Mexican slang expression "cagar el palo" or "cagando palo".

def. -someone who's fucking around and play jokes on people or on you. whether by killing your vibe, embarrassing you, or instigating shit.

Mainly used in South Texas (RGV)

pinche kevin kept cagging stick in Ms. Garza's class, so they had to call his parents. todo pendejo.

by mildliko August 1, 2024

CAG

Cute Asian Girl

Typically used by horny virgins with yellow fever when fawning over their idols

"Bro, CAG alert your 10 o'clock"
"She's a solid 9.5 isn't she"

by anonymous_73859 November 13, 2022

Cag Engine

A Cag (CAG) engine is a engine of which purpose is to turn Femboy's (Feminine Males) into hardened military personnel.

Jeff (Femboy): Oh boy I'm so ready for the Cag engine, maybe i'll actually grow a pair!
Jeff (After Cag Engine): The Cag (CAG) machine has changed me... i am a true CAG Larper.

by Not a CAG Larper July 10, 2025

Cag

To hit violently with maximum force and velocity

I’ma cag yo bitch ass if you keep playing

by thefuckinggoatnigga April 13, 2022

CAG

Cute Asian Girl

Is that a CAG? She has such an ugly asian boyfriend tho...

by Burner88444 July 31, 2022