Crib midget 

A baby or someone who resembles a baby due to them being extremely short. Can also be a someone who is very annoying and never stops.

Chuckie Cheese is full of crib midgets

Crib midget by Runks February 2, 2008

Crib-nigger 

an insufficient life form,someone who is un-needed, or someone who is on house arrest.

Jake: "John was sitting in the living room yesterday doing ecstasy, I don't understand why he does that shit..."

Jason: "Who cares he's a fuckin crib-nigger!!!"

Crib-nigger by ashleyandstevenrsocool December 14, 2008

Crib Crow 

1.)A lower class prostitute which refusues to believe you do not need her services anymore.
2.)A psycopathic girlfriend that will neevr leave you and hangs around your house all day. This is dispite the fact you left her years ago, got married, had a family. . She is now called the maid so the kids dont get confused.

"yo dat crib crow be stankin up yo apartment, you best be callin an exterminator. .or the cops"

Crib Crow by Paco Ice January 14, 2009

Crib Troll 

Any baby that has little to no hair, makes many random and odd babbling sounds, and looks impish in a diaper. Usually found sitting or standing in a crib just sounding and looking odd, like a small troll. May have staring habit as well and funny teeth.

Dick : "So I met this chick I've been talking to invited me over the other day, I wanted to date her until I saw and heard her crib troll.."

Johnson : "Whats a crib troll man?"

Dick : "Just a strange looking baby man, the kind thats weird to see and sounds impish."

Crib Troll by Mr & Mrs White Owl March 5, 2014

crib dip 

When you and your homies decide to jump the fence at someone's crib when they ain't home and you get a free swim in their pool when its fukkin hot out.

Yo, its too hot G, let's go crib dippin.

crib dip by hardcrocker May 6, 2016

Crib Crawling 

It is the action of getting women or men who are younger - they were probably in diapers by the time you were graduating high school. Typically reserved to celebrities, the age difference is at least 10 years.

Johnny is such a crib crawler, why is he dating that first year uni chick?

Yeah thats kind of embarassing, he just turned 40 for christ sake.

Kevin was crib crawling at the club last night.

Crib Crawling by xxjohnnyjonesxx May 5, 2018

crib hopping 

Moving from one house to another over a period of time. Can be to hang with friends or for personal reasons.

Ex. 1
“Yo what did you do Friday night?”
“Not much. Just crib hopping around town”

Ex.2 The banks taking the house so I guess I’m crib hopping until I get a new place.

crib hopping by Tpropes01 July 10, 2019