sphincter cruncher

Something that scares you so much you suck your ass hole inside out

The new roller coaster at magic mountain is a real sphincter cruncher!!!

by one ass face February 16, 2011

clit cruncher

Some one who breaks or damages you clit by playing with it too hard.

Someone whos licks or fingers a clit so hard that it hurts the female. This could result in a clit crunching sound wherby the clit is damaged or broken. Clit crunchers focus and spend to much time playing hard with the clit. They are as they may bite too hard on your clit. Clit cruncher makes you feel like he is breaking your clit.

God! you rubbed and bit my clit so hard it made a clicking sound you fucking clit-cruncher, you have broken it.

by japseye September 08, 2007

Colbert Cruncher

(n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.

-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."

-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"

by JordanFromHillbillyHell April 01, 2010

crap cruncher

Another term for a homosexual male

"That guy is definately a crap cruncher..."

by Kunstable January 01, 2008

Carpet Cruncher

A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time

She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.

by Genious817adam May 15, 2019

Number Crunchers

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.

He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.

by alfie_fan January 05, 2010

cruncher

a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something

ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!!

by crunchmaster May 22, 2007