Christoffel

They are one-of-a-kind, grade-A pieces of shit that complain in high piched voices whenever someone says something that they don't like. They are so big headed while they are driving around town in their yellow cars (everyone hates yellow).

"Hay dude check that yellow car"
"Yeah, it's problably a Christoffel driving that car"

by muderfucker February 23, 2017

Cristo

(v) to pad one's writing with unnecessary adjectives in order to increase the word count, such as in The Count of Monte Cristo

I needed to write two thousand words for my essay but only came up with one thousand, so I just cristoed the shit out of it.

by The Incomparable Tatsuya August 22, 2012

Cristo

Used to describe someone who is bad or has failed at something in the game Overwatch.

Bro this guy is fucking cristo, hes no man bladed 3 times in a row.
Dude did you see that noon? It was fucking cristo!

by doncristo October 30, 2019

Criston

See Mr. Amazing.

"Wait, is that Criston running down the road?"
"I think so...I heard he beat Forrest Gump in a foot race."

by The incredibles October 20, 2012

Cristo

Has a very big dick he can fuck any bitch he wants he a pimp and he aint scared of no one

This is how to be a cristo

by Pimpincristo March 30, 2019

monte cristo

Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.

This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.

by SrBlanco January 24, 2005

Christoforo

noun
1. Solid human waste, excrement.

verb
2. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.

"Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big as a baby's arm!"

"Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."

by NotDaveEither December 31, 2011