creative financing

(Real-estate jargon)
1. A questionable or irresponsible way of obtaining needed funds.
2. Theft

1. "I bought my dream ride with a 29% loan, but I can pay it back when the Nigerian government sends me my check."
2. "Keep an eye out while I work out some creative financing on this jacket."

by phildonnia June 14, 2004

creative financing

Finding an interesting or non-convetional way to obtain funds to get something you want.

"borowing" your friends bike and selling it at your neigbours garage sale so you can buy new speakers.

by lilshawn June 14, 2004

Creative Distancing

During the COVID-19 pandemic, ways to see your friends or family members who don’t live under your roof either one-on-one or in groups whether it be standing or sitting 6 feet apart from each other and not moving from that spot, meeting in cars in the parking lot, walking or riding bikes together on opposite sides of the street, or holding exercise classes in the street. It is different from rationalized distancing because the people doing it think they are clever and beating the system. They don’t need to explain themselves. However, according to MIT research “mucus and saliva can burst from a person’s mouth at nearly a hundred miles an hour and travel as far as 27 feet.” This method of distancing is flawed, selfish, and breaks all social distancing rules

Those 10 kids who met in the parking lot and practiced creative distancing by staying in their cars all have COVID and gave it to their entire families.

by Macblue April 23, 2020

Creative Nighter

A person that is more creative at night.

Mackenzie: Oh, Fred, what if I paint a painting of a castle and knights with an amazing beautiful gradient as the background sky and... Oh! No, what if I made a sculpture of a grand horse and gave it to my mom for her birthday... Or, or, or what if I make a-
Fred: OMG MACKENZIE IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING WHY ARE YOU A CREATIVE NIGHTER? LET. ME. SLEEP.
Mackenzie: :'(

by DeKnees May 18, 2020

Creative sex

Sexual intercourse between two creatives for sexual pleasure or reproduction.

“Omg I enjoy creative sex because they are the best”

“Creative sex are the best because no one gets to hear about it”

“Me nd Annabelle both create so we had the best creative sex”

by WILLINKS March 12, 2023

Creative Constipation

When one has an idea, a "hmmm" moment, but one can't just get the idea out of the brain into the physical world. From the brain to the world.

See: Creative Block.

I think I am slowly solving my own Creative Constipation.

by PlanesAreNotReal August 1, 2023

creative miscarriage

A creation that is not appreciated by the people.

Comeon! Give him a break, he just had a creative miscarriage.

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013