Hoochie Crawl

To crawl in a sexual manner

Alex: Go get me something from the backseat
Hannah: I'm not going to hoochie crawl my way back there!

by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011

clinic crawling

A variation on the pub crawl, whereas an addict moves from clinic to clinic to clinic, often in an impaired state, to find more of their beloved opiate.

Hey man, let’s get out for awhile and do some clinic crawling, I don’t wanna run out of my Vicodin.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Carrion Crawler

U.S. grindcore/noisecore band from the late 1990's, now defunct.

I saw Carrion Crawler at the show.

by Jensen C. Ochoa Ph.D. August 22, 2007

Crawl out of my butt

Stop complaining about someone, similar to Climb out of my ass.

The Walking Dead:
Maggie: (angry) What does she want now?
Glenn: I can't say.
Maggie: (angry) So one of them ask you to keep your mouth shut...
Glenn: (interrupting her and offering a piece of paper with things) Crawl out of my butt, and help me look, please.

by tipar September 30, 2016

Crawlhole

the female genitalia, a vagina

I got down on my hands and knees and started eating that crawlhole.

by GeorgeFeeney November 25, 2022

snoop crawl

The act of crawling on your stomach after doing something illegal.

"After Cornelius stole the money out of the house he snoop crawled back to his whip."

by pissywissy January 26, 2009

Beer Crawl

The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.

It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.

Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.

Everyone in the room: Yeah!

ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 6, 2010