A fantasy like basketball game on another dumb website. Nerds and unathletic basketball wannabees log in every waking moment to "train" their player that you even get to name! They also get to have all of their nerdy and unathletic basketball wannabe friends to make a "team" that can be "trained" to beat other "teams".
Examples of Court Rivals team names: Lathargic Puma, RimRockers, and dumbest of all: they.hatin.on.us
by Sean Fitzdalo March 24, 2009
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Also can be described as 5 in the pink and 5 in the stink
Also can be described as 5 in the pink and 5 in the stink
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You extend your trial with a person of the opposite sex by exaggerating feelings of apprecation and/or love.
In order for Max to "get some" he told his girlfriend that he "loves her" and later that night, he was said to be "Court-Streching" Lena.
by manida May 16, 2006
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The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.
The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.
Announcer: T. Ennis serving for match point here at 40-15.
Sound effect (p-thok)
Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!
Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)
Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.
Sound effect (p-thok)
Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!
Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)
Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.
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by Roomie December 25, 2004
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by GFM January 17, 2013
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