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couple syndrome

The condition that new couples often exhibit in relation to friendships. This often includes canceling plans, ditching early, not drinking, etc. Often, it gets blamed on the new person, though the friend is usually equally at fault for giving in and ditching fun plans with friends.
"Hey, is Jason coming out tonight?" .... "nah, he just texted, he's got couple syndrome, he and Sarah are staying in again"
by sassalot December 31, 2012
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Couple Goals

Oh my goodness, Courtney and Eloise are such couple goals
by QueendomAppreciation June 4, 2020
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couple walking

in high school, when a couple walks through the halls, holding hands and looking lovingly at each other, they tend to walk at a speed that makes anyone stuck behind them want to gouge their eyes out. this is called couple walking.
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)
Caitlin: dude, why were you late for class?
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.
by jesserz92 May 6, 2008
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couple esp

When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.
We're so cute...we have couple esp.
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003
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Couple Tees

The gentle art of matching identical clothes with a significant other (especially t-shirts).

It is not uncommon to see entire matching outfits, including shoes and accessories. Occasionally entire families and done up head to toe in matching outfits.

Most commonly seen in East Asian countries, but there have been sightings of such airbrushed classiness on the U.S. Gulf Coast.
"On the beach I saw lots of couple tees today."

"Oh my God, are those three guys wearing couple swimming trunks?"
by gdolezal February 16, 2009
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couple dp

having the same profile at discord, facebook, and other social media accounts.
by otin kamungay July 20, 2021
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couple three

Couple Three is whatever you want it to be, it all just depends on the context of which it is used; see examples below
"I would love to couple three that chic."

"We're going to go out and drink a couple three"

"You're a no-good couple three."

"That girl is a COUPLE THREE."
by JESSA!! May 27, 2008
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