County Mounty

A highway patrol officer.
(see also; Koopa Troopa)

"You have your Newark Police, and then you have your County Mounties and your Koopa Troopas."

by Light Joker May 29, 2004

County Dick

A.k.a. "The Hick Dick"

Is a white male, typically tall with blonde hair, that is from central/county USA that doesn't have very many outstanding features besides having a county bitch that looks exactly like him. Together they will live in county harmony in county USA.

"Dude, did you see her new boyfriend? Total county dick."

by MrTheShit December 18, 2011

County Cunt

A name for a child of parents who worked for the county

"You're an Army Brat" "Well you're a County Cunt"

by Bubba1995 June 13, 2014

County Bound

Someone who was born in the county of a city these people are usually considered soft

Aye imma beat that nigga ass
He ain’t even worth it he county bound

by The true one April 20, 2018

county line

The place in the center of a book where the pages meet.

Bill: "Hey Joe! Will you sign my yearbook?"
Joe: "YEAH!"

(writes "I'm the first person to sign your County Line!")

by smking59 May 25, 2009

County-fair-it

Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.

"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?

by BluderFly August 2, 2008

County Ball

To play "dirty" basketball to a degree that one would expect to see at a basketball game played by convicts inside a correctional facility.

Yo!?! You be throwing elbows around like we playin' county ball.

by fOgGy. July 14, 2011