Coleplaint

When someone makes a stupid and ridiculously absurd complaint in regards to a fantasy sports league.

"This is bullshit, how was i supposed to know that Bob Cousy isn't in the league if you fuckers don't tell me this shit? Im gonna delete my team."

"stfu and stop it with your coleplaint"

by Realantasy March 18, 2010

cotex crust

The lowest form of white trash.

Dude your drunk crackhead pedophile father is a real Cotex crust

by Jkdragon May 3, 2014

cokepoop

The poop one must ultimately take when using cocaine or other stimulants. It's never convenient and the timing is always much more hurried than you'd prefer.

Young cokepoop, blowing out his poop chute, while he doing bumps of blow in the strip club stall.
coke shit

by michaelj007 September 19, 2016

comepeepared

when someone comes to kazaxe with an empty bladder because they know there will be a line.

I don't stand in line for the bathroom at Kaza, boo I comepeepared!

by SaraScissorhands March 22, 2017

Codeparent

A parent who is overly codependent and enmeshed with their child.

That mom is 100% a codeparent because she does all of her daughter’s homework and is planning to move to college with her.

by Advanced Bitches August 25, 2019

Codeparentcy

Codependency with your own child. The act of being a codeparent by fostering immaturity and lack of responsibility with your own child.

His codeparentcy is so bad that he goes to his adult daughter’s therapy sessions and takes notes for her.

by Advanced Bitches August 28, 2019

comepency

Like a competency, only you're not competent. Like, AT ALL.

I have many comepencies, but my best comepency is spelling.

by jibbit3 September 24, 2019