convenience friend

A person who is only around when it is easy and convenient for them. They are the people who, if not placed around us, (ex. dorm rooms), all the time, they wouldn't really be friends. They are usually used to do things for you, if you need a ride to and from school, etc. They are basically friends who need you around when they need a favor, or when they are just so bored out of their minds that they would rather hang out with you than sit around all day, but they'd never put you first.

Alice lives down the street.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.

Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.

You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.

* You don't hear from Alice again.

Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.

Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.

Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.

by Elizabeth Jordane August 8, 2006

Conference Guarding

Talking to someone outside of the pool while lifeguarding.

The lifeguard was conference guarding with someone standing behind him instead of watching the pool.

by HeroGuard July 30, 2009

Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS)

When one sits down in a conference room, and no matter how interesting the topic, one falls asleep immediately.

Co-Worker: "What class did you go to?"

You: "That one I was really excited about yesterday."

Co-Worker: "Was it as good as you thought it would be?"

You: "I don't know, I came down with Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) when I sat down."

by JTIBF August 18, 2010

Conference chill

Like a conference call, but chill.

Yo, you gonna hop in on this conference chill?

by MC Easy Penis January 18, 2012

Conference Ho

A senior member of one's organisation that spends the majority of his/her time attending conferences instead of doing useful work.

"Henley, my good man, pray tell, where is Raphael this fine morning?"
"I do believe he is travelling Europe, attending a 2 week Scala conference.."
"My God! That man is a Conference Ho, if I ever met one!"

by Didia October 6, 2012

Conference Hot

When a woman who is usually a 3 is a 9 because she's the only woman at a conference full of dudes and her hotness level is elevated by 5 points because there's no competition.

Oh my gawd, Becky! I was so conference hot until Camilla came in and stole my thunder. I lost like 5 points on the hotness meter.

by JalWilly June 14, 2016

Conference cop

Having sexual intercouse on a conference with someone you met at the said conference.

Jeez, I really hope for getting some conference cop this weekend.

by Mr. Cocksson March 1, 2020