Comet Vomit

When you're stargazing at night and get hit by vomit from the balcony above

Lizzy: Is it raining?
Philip: Nah mate, Ravy T just gave you a comet vomit

by Satiated Ice Pick May 10, 2022

Slut Comet

A slutty person that comes into a new social scene (different school, group of friends, etc.) and burns very brightly. After a solid period of fucking anything with a rounded edge, they completely disappear; leaving suddenly to whore-around somewhere else or abruptly stopping they're skeezy behaviors (burning out-- never to slut again.)

A: Everyone in this house has slept with Alex.
B: Alex, who?
A: Oh, shit. I forgot he transferred like a week ago.
B: Just a slut comet moving to another galaxy
A: Maybe he'll orbit back in like 300 years?

by wadswadswads September 16, 2010

Trojans Comet

When a full condom is thrown and the cum falls out mid air, trailing the condom

I stared as a Trojans Comet flew past me into the garbage.

by The Green Peen July 20, 2020

Comet Hyakutake

a spectacular comet that came close to the Earth in early 1996. It was a total surprise for the public so the end-of-the-millenium doomsayers and New Age crackpots couldn't bombard us with their superstitious bullshit. It was visible to the unaided eye and was "something to talk about" in the office and computer lab. It sported an unusually long tail. A thrill. Mere months after the comet's appearance, Comet Hale-Bopp graced our skies.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.

Comet Hyakutake got a lot of attention when it passed near Earth in the spring of 1996.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008

Comet Hale-Bopp

a spectacular comet that graced our skies in 1996 - 1997. It lead to lots of stupid New Age speculation due to the "prophecy" and angel-encounter end-of-the-millenium bullshit that was going on in near the end of the 20th century. There were cult suicides, and superstitious predictions that did not come true. It was very prominent in the sky in early to mid 1997. Dubbed the "Comet of the Century", Hale-Bopp was a thrill to see and a once in a lifetime event, although you can't tell when the next comet "biggie" may come our way.

Comet Hale-Bopp was discovered by the American astronomers Alan Hale and Thomas Bopp.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008

Comet

A chain of electrical appliance stores in the United Kingdoms. Have a record of f*cking people over when it comes to warranty & repair.

"Hey, you've got to get this on camera!"
"I can't. I sent it off to get repaired at comet"
"Wasn't that like 9 weeks ago?"
"Yeah..."

by Gimped July 19, 2005

Comet

Another word for cocaine.

Let's snort a few lines of comet.

by Skimpe September 4, 2013