The come up board

The biggest piece of shit forum to ever surface on the internet.

Full of horny 14 year olds and 35 year old assholes.

Never go on this shit, ever.

Guy 1: Hey, you ever been on the come up board?

Guy 2: Dude, fuck that place, it's a piece of shit.

by Fuckthecomeup July 21, 2010

on the come up

A phrase used to express glee when an fortunate event occurs that allows the individual to get something or "come up" on something for nothing. In lamest terms, getting something for nothing.

I saw that basketball player leave his locker open. I'm gonna get some new shoes on the come up.

We're gonna see Batman cheap during the matinee and watch three other movies that day on the come up.

by Savage3 July 4, 2008

Creeping up on the come up

To work yourself into the proximity of your desired subject with the sole purpose of shamelessly hitting on them. Said subject is usually aware of your stalking and may be seen rolling her eyes and muttering, Lord, he is creeping up on the come up AGAIN!'

Ok, ladies, stick together. Keep an eye out for nerdlingers trying to creep up on the come up!

When they first met, he thought she was just creeping up on the come up but as it turned out she wasn't skeevy like that at all.

by Jachobim November 29, 2006

the come up

to jump or beat someone up

1: You about to get the come up
2: FROM WHO ?

by AWISETORIA May 20, 2014

Creepin on tha come up

sneaking around like solid snake on metal gear solid.

bitches b creepin on tha come up with da neighborhood sniper.

by eazy-x January 28, 2008

A come up

“Come up” is a term used to describe something you literally, “come upon,” or find virtuously. It is also used to mean something that helps someone “come up” to the next level, like a rad

pair of shoes or a fur coat or a bargain

One man's trash, that's another man's a come up

by Shemesh December 3, 2019

Kelly Come Up

When you're at a point in life where no matter what you're presented with, it's a come up from the position you're in.

Even though he had just lost both legs in a car wreck, meeting that pregnant chick was a Kelly come up for him

by Auctiondude July 22, 2022