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Chocoballs

A way to get any girl to fall in love with you works every time
I mean it and I'm sure of it.

I'm gonna give her 3 pieces of chocoballs, then ask her '' do you know why I gaved you 3 pieces of chocolate balls?'' then she will say '' Why? ''

Then I'll tell her '' I'll tell you later, this isn't the right time''

then after school, I'll go on her, and tell her that I like her.
by ridiculewbb April 11, 2010
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cockblocking roommate

Somebody who never leaves the room whenever you could fulfill your sexlife. This kind of people disrespect your privacy needs either because they don't give a fuck about you or just simply being an asshole.
"Dude I picked up that hot chick yesterday but I couldn't bang her "
"How comes? "
"'Cause my prick cockblocking roommate were staying in the room all time again, it was the 3rd time he ruined my sexlife "
by theRiko June 23, 2016
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cockblaster

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.
my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!
by Roberto January 8, 2004
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cockblocktail

An alcoholic beverage that is offered by a third party to the person with whom you are hoping to have sex that results in that person passing out or otherwise becoming too inebriated to have sex.
I was definitely going to have sex with Katie tonight, and then Dave and Mike bought her a cockblocktail and she passed out in the corner.
by fredcasa April 3, 2011
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COCKBITE

the genetic combination of a rooster and false teeth
number one... that is offensive and....... i am not a cockbite...
by Mung February 19, 2004
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Cockblock Swoop and Snatch

When a guy is attempting to spit game and you interject in the conversation, and spit superior game, thus stealing the female for youself.

Making the other guy look like an Asshat.
Wow, Shawn just failed again. Tim totally just Cockblock Swoop and Snatched that girl.
by XanderALX March 11, 2009
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cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
by Jake April 12, 2003
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