fucked into a cocked hat

a situation that has been very fouled/screwed up

'So what could have been conducted in collegial atmosphere is now fucked into a cocked hat.' -- quote from the movie 'Ronin'

by Spastic Masturbator September 3, 2006

Twin cocked

1. When a person has been penetrated by two males.
2. A term used, normally used in first person shooters, when 2 players on the same team dominate the game.

1. My buddy and I just twin cocked that girl.
2. My buddy and I just twin cocked your entire team!

by lilhoss2130 January 21, 2010

half-cocked

Ajective decsribing behavior. Usually implies that the behavior was impulsive, done without considering the consequences.

After Sarah insulted Jimmy he went off half-cocked about her haircut.

by muttleydeed May 3, 2006

colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.

Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.

by yellowboy July 27, 2005

Nigger Cocked

To be sexually assisted by someone of African-American origin

Officer that man nigger cocked me

by Alicforhigs December 22, 2016

majorly cocked

Getting drunk. Used by fresh-off-boat (F.O.B) Sri Lankans when they first come to America.

Man I got majorly cocked last night!

If putting emphasis...
Man I got maaaaaajorly cocked last night!

by SNthemanfromMDandNY May 17, 2006

slobber cocked

It refers to being extremely drunk.

"dude last night i couldn't walk i was so slobber cocked

by bogan mccamy December 17, 2009