Clotted cream clart

A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge

They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra
by Yermasgash December 04, 2021
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Pussy Clart Points

Penalty points bestowed upon a gentleman driver by his female companion for unmanly driving.
"You cut in too early you Pussy Clart, now we're be stuck in this lane for hours"

"Why you let him in for? Man up! Thats 3 points"

"You kept me waiting in the cold for 5 minutes, thats 10 Pussy Clart points"

"I'm going to tell everyone we're late because you drove like a Pussy Clart"
by Andross 1978 March 09, 2010
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rarsta clarts

Dave Ives Church Worship Band
Dave ives band are propper rarsta clarts they are so cool
by Paul Shulver July 17, 2004
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Dutty clart

The unification of the adjective dutty and the suffix of that of words such as pussyclart or bomboclaat, its not a variation of those words, so is applicable as banter but also as an insult or term of endearment, the versatility of this noun is what makes it such a fun term.
My mate Sam, he’s an absolute dutty clart

That’s a shit bill, you’re such a dutty clart
by Narsayee711 February 23, 2020
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Clarted

Jawad and Nidhish lives always get clarted, no matter what they do, even in situations when it is not possible to get clarted. Their lives have been completely ruined because of this, which led them to their downfall.
by janid November 21, 2024
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Clarted

by JimmyDFuckboy September 08, 2021
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clarted

when someone slapped you hard on the face
kiss or slap

slap

go on then

omg you clarted my jaw off
by iltass September 24, 2022
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