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Cincinnati Bungles

The unfortunate, yet accurate nickname given to the (once beloved) Queen City NFL team, the Cincinnati Bengals.

Websters dictionary defines the word bungle as a verb that means to botch or mishandle.
With the score 7-6 and the ball on the Broncos own 13-yard line and 28 seconds on the clock, Broncos quarterback attempted a pass to Brandon Marshall that was deflected by Leon Hall and caught by Brandon Stokley, who took it 87 yards for the score after running along the goalline to burn additional time off the clock. Yep, the Cincinnati Bungles did it again.
by hmrice859 September 15, 2009
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Cinco Phone

Any handheld piece of technology that is old or outdated, like a cell phone or a offbrand mp3 player. The term comes from an episode of Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job that has a "commercial" that tries to peddle a ridiculously shitty cell phone.
Person One: Hey, bro, my cell phone just died. Can you mapquest directions to the party?

Person Two: Nah, sorry dude. I got the cinco phone.

or

Person One: Hey, can you take a picture of me here?

Person Two: Sorry, my cell phone doesn't have a camera.

Person One: You mean your Cinco Phone doesn't have a camera.
by cinco phone June 1, 2009
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lead-pipe cinch

In American slang this phrase means a dead certainty.
Homer: I have 50 bucks riding on this game.
Marge: Homer, you promised me!
Homer: This isn't gambling Marge. It's lead-pipe cinch.
by Jara Dosek January 2, 2007
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cinch sacker

Similar to "brown bagger", but the whole body, not just the face needs bagged or "cinch sacked." May even pertain to someone's overall rotten personality, appearance and general place in the world.
Me: "Hey man, that dude looks horrible."
You: "What a cinch sacker!"

or

Me: "I hate that stupid biatch at work."
You: "Someone should throw a cinch sack up on her."
by FBite March 2, 2008
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Cindia

A fantastic girl who is shy and quiet, but very sweet and extremely hot. In fact, most Cindia's are required to wear a warning label as follows:
Caution! Contents are hot!
If you ever meet a Cindia, count your lucky stars, because you just made a friend for life.
Cindia's so hot you can get a tan just by sitting next to her.
by howmanynamesdoihavetotry? February 5, 2010
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Cinco de Moustache

A day when men are men, and celebrate the glory that is the moustache.
Last year I grew a killer Tom Selleck for Cinco de Moustache. This year, I'm thinking more of a Burt Reynolds.
by FreshBooks March 13, 2008
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cincinnati swap

You're nailing a bitch from behind real hard, your friend (who has been hiding in the closet) jumps out, swaps with you and starts hitting it without even missing a beat. In the meantime, you run outside of the house to the window of the room that they are in, knock on the glass, and wave to her.
Shit son, you should have seen the look on that ho's face when I knocked on the window!
Cincinnati Swap!!!
by HeWhoIsClosestToGod March 3, 2009
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