Cig-nis

A cigarette shoved into the urethra of a penis to smoke it while giving head, painfully burning the urethra to also warm the cum.

“Yeah, I delivered a good cig-nis last night, maybe i’ll try a cigar next time.”

by Gloibchuncher May 24, 2024

Cig wizard

One who has surmounted the ways of the cigarette.

"That man there, hes...the cig wizard"

This title is occupied by one man...

by cig wizard February 28, 2026

cig scholar

One who is pursuing mastery of the cigarette.

"Hes a cig scholar, tirelessly working towards the peak of smoking"

by cig wizard February 28, 2026

CIG Brain

A condition where your main (or only) game is so disconnected from standard gameplay mechanics and development processes/timelines that your expectations for what’s “normal” in gaming become completely warped.

See Also: Sunk Cost Fallacy

He said three months of development was fast. Bro’s got CIG Brain.

She said bugs are part of the charm and that release dates are ‘limiting.’ CIG Brain has fully set in.

by Nulltoric June 10, 2025

Cig mom

A mom, typically from the 80s or 90s, who chain smokes cigarettes so much it's a part of her personality. Typically blue collar, has an attitude, and doesn't have money for what you need but will always have money for more cigs.

Peggy Bundy is a cig mom.

by unicornonthewall September 4, 2025

golden cig

The Golden Cigarette. The first smoke of the day. The only cigarette that gives you a head high...unless you are really faded. Caused by the neurotransmitter nicotine mimicks duly called nicotinamide.

Tstep: "Hey can I bum one of those smokes?"

Azzhat: "No."

Cool Guy: "Here you go bro."

*Light* *Inhale*

Tstep: "Thanks bro. It's all downhill after the golden cig."

by tstep August 9, 2010

Drunk Cig

A cigarette smoked while intoxicated. They don't count.

I've only ever smoked drunk cigs, so I tell people I've never smoked.

by taxidermymonkey October 3, 2022