Chong (Short for Machong) is a
fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look
retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat
fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’
s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If
people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
